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You might be an ultralight backpacker if You You find You rself saying "Hey, that's a good idea," to more than one of These . I took them from a lightweight backpacking for um, and added a few of my own. Hope You enjoy.
You Just Might Be An Ultralight
Backpacker If...
You pack light for a family trip to Grandma's house.
You use the fruit scales in Walmart to determine the approximate weight of a possible new piece of gear.
When at home You use 4 toilet paper squares for "practice".
You read that last one and say, "toilet paper?"
When You keep leaves and pinestraw in You r bathroom to make a preliminary wipe befor e You practice using 4 squares of Toilet Paper.
You no longer pack mole-skin in You r first aid kit and use duct tape from You r repair kit instead, thereby saving approximately .02 ounce.
You have no idea what the title, scale or contour interval of You r map is because.... You cut away all of the margins to save weight.
You can't grip the ends of the 6" long piece of floss because.... that seemed so perfect at home and prompted You to say "why do those idiots waste so much floss when it is so heavy?"
You consolidate all of You r nutritional needs into a single cookie recipe and take only those cookies on a 5 day trip and are really happy with the whole deal until about day 3.5 when You decide You can't take even one more bite of the next (just like every one befor e this one) cookie.
If You r wife's purse holds more stuff than You r backpack.
If You sleep at home with the temps turned down while in the buff just to get used to the cold so You can take an even lighter sleeping bag.
You rub the outside of You r pots with sandpaper to make them thinner and lighter.
The thought of 1000 fill-power down gives You a little shiver down You r spine.
You cut the BRISTLES off You r toothbrush.
You 're glad You 're going bald.
You 're frustrated at being unable to find Silnylon boots.
You 're wondering if You r compass would still work OK without all that heavy liquid.
You r woman says, "Go down baby!" and You hop out of bed hootin and hollarin and order a Western Mountaineering Highlite!
You no longer have tags on any clothing You wear.
You r mailman is trying to figure out why people send You empty boxes all the time.
You eat with $40 titanium chopsticks instead of a plastic for k because they weigh .01 ounces less.
You act like a clepto whenever You visit fast food restaurants and get near the little condiments section.
You search for and save containers until they're so small You can't figure out what to carry in them.
You walk through the grocery store thinking "saltines have 1760 calories per pound, but mixed nuts have 2720 calories per pound". (And by the way, wild raspberries only have 240/pound, but You don't have to carry them.)
You r hiking attire cost more than You r best set of clothes.
You r trash can is full of snipped off bits of webbing straps, labels, toothbrush handle ends, and tea bag strings.
You shave ALL the hair off You r body to save a few ounces on You r "from the skin out" weight!
You r trail runners weigh more than You r multi day pack.
You know the weight of You r backpack, and not You r wife.
You have to take You r tent down to use You r combination spork/toothbrush because You used it as a stake.
You r picnic table is covered with burn marks from You r alcohol stove tests.
You find You rself, covered in burn marks from alcohol stove tests.
You take laxatives befor e a trip, just so You don't have to carry as much crap.
A Note To Ultralight Backpackers:
You can contact me, if You want to add to this list (Paris Hilton Ritzngillman@hotmail.com). Oh, and You might be an ultralight backpacker if You can easily come up with more of These from You r own experience. Check back for more in the future.
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